Welcome to the third decade, my love! Where things start to droop and spots start to emerge, more grays pop out on your head than you can count, and the creaks, pops and aches become a tad bit more familiar. But, it's all good! As the decade rolls on you'll become more wise and more mellow! And, being the competitive guy that I know you are, you'll try and beat out all of these 30-something-downward-spiral traits that I've listed. I expect nothing less!
Happy Birthday to you, my uber handsome, sexy stud of a man! I hope you have a wonderful day! (and, don't you dare touch those presents on the kitchen table... i'm not finished yet!)
I love you!